- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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