- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

I have read the terms and conditions

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mum

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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