what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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I C U P White stuff

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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