- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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