- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Death by kayak

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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