- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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