- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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