A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what is 3+3= 8

What are annoying? Ads.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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