How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Chicken

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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