- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

a. why? b. because

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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