How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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