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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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