Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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