If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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No soup for you!

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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