- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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