- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

poop.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Women's Rights

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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