- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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