What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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- Helen Keller

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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lets bomb africa

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PENIS

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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