Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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I agree

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Dont read this joke

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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