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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Feminism

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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