Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

I'm gay.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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