- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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