- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Trump will make America great again.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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