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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

well use a tissue!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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