- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

an american walks out of a strip club.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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