Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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