What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Flowers are colors Love me

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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