What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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