Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Skinny people fart less.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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