A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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