Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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