- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What's long and black The unemployment line

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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