what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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