I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's stupid a light bulb.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man did not like this site

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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