- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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