- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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