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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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