My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

I asked her where you were.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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