- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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