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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Good afternoon.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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