Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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