- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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