If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I was watching Fox news.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What does water smell like? water.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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