Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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