Justin Bieber

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What is the name of the car? What

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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