- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Knock knock. Get out!!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A Mormon walks into a bar

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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