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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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