- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Lets Go Lakers!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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