- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Wolfjob.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."