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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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