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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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