Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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