Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

mexicans fishing

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

The Princess is in another castle

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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