- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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