- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Lets Go Lakers!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

PENIS :)

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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