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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock knock. Get out!!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.