What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Caramel Boing.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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black people

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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