- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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