- Anti Joke

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

You know whats funny? Women's rights