- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Knock knock.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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