- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A seal walks into a club.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

There once was this guy and he fell down

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Arrow in the Knee!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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