Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Trump will make America great again.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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womans having rights.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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