What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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