- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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