why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A women left the kitchen.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Knock knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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