- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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