- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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