- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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