the WNBA

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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