2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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