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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Lets Go Lakers!

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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