I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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