- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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