- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Your mam is so fat.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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