- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

womans having rights.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

No because your face is really f***** up.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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