What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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