What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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