- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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