- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Anthony sucks

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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