Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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