- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Anthony sucks

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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