A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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The EPA.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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