- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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