- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Where's my tractor?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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