Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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men's rights activists

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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