- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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