Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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