- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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