A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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