- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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