What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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