- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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