- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

whats worse than gill? nothing

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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