- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

The EPA.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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