60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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