4 hours later.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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