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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Julian Ha.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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