- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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