What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

You are joking right?

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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