- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

PIED NINNY!

every knight i see an owl at window

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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