- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Sex

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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