- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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my wife out of the kitchen

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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