What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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sky silverstein

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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