- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

my wife out of the kitchen

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

that wall over there ->

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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