- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

what are you mike bibby?

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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