- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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