- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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