- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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