What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

If youre African, why are you white?

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

knock knock

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Religion.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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