- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

my wife out of the kitchen

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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