A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Women can vote? wtf

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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