what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

my wife out of the kitchen

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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