Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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