A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

4 hours later.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's brown an sticky Shit

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