How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

that wall over there ->

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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