knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Sex

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

that wall over there ->

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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