How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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