What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

PIED NINNY!

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Sixty... eight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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