There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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the midget went to the midget store

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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