What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Stephen Hawking

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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