A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Gay republicans

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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