What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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