- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Sixty... eight

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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