- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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