- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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