When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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