- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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