What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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hi michael

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Knock, Knock Come in

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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