Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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what is orange? an orange

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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