Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

think twice or at least think

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than this That :(

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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