What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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