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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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