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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Okay, after this one then...

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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