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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anthony sucks

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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