Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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