- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

don't just stand there

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How high is the sky? True or False

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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