- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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