- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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