- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

knock knock? come in

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Who wants water? I do.

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