Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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YO FACE

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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