- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A black man has a job.

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