- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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