whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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