- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what is orange? an orange

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do u call a cripple Biv

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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