- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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