- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??