what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

women's rights

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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