A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Female Orgasms

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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