- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

black people

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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