man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what do you call a black guy african american

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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