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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

what is orange? an orange

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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