- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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