- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I enjoy Popcorn

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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