What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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YO FACE

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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