- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

there once was a frog with no leggs

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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