- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Title IX

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

you suck

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's two plus two? Window

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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