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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I walk into a bar...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Women's Rights

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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