- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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