- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats brown and booky a book.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Good job, son.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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