Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

The holocaust

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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